7 Ways to Get in Trouble on a Cruise Ship

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Break the law on a cruise ship and you could find yourself disembarked at the next port. - Photo by Steve Mason / Thinkstock.com

Cruising can be a fun and carefree vacation experience. But that doesn't mean some people don't find ways to get into trouble — and even kicked off cruise ships.

When you sign on for a cruise, you agree in your cruise contract to a code of conduct, promising not to do anything inappropriate, discourteous, or unsafe — including sitting or standing on outside railings. Break the rules, and shipboard security personnel may confine you to your cabin, or worse, send you to the brig.

Cruise lines have the right to remove misbehaving passengers from their ships at the next port of call. If you've done something illegal, you can expect to be turned over to local law enforcement.

With that in mind, here are five things not to do on a cruise ship:

1. Fail to attend the safety muster.

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It's not enough to know where you muster station is. - Photo by Carlos Voss / Thinkstock.com

On the first day of your cruise, you will be required to participate in a muster drill. The idea is for you to go to your assigned muster station to learn what to do in case of an emergency, such as a fire or the ship sinking. The often boring routine — delivered live or via video — covers how to put on a life vest and board a lifeboat.

Some repeat cruisers would prefer to skip the exercise — having been there, done that. However, attendance is actually mandatory under International Maritime Organization regulations, and cruise lines can dismiss you from the ship if you fail to show up.

Just ask the fellow removed from Holland America Line's Westerdam at the pier in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, or the elderly couple kicked off Seabourn Cruise Line's luxurious Seabourn Sojourn in Lisbon, Portugal, for refusing to attend the drill. Both incidents occurred after the fatal Costa Cruises' Costa Concordia disaster in 2012.

 

2. Fight with crew members or other guests.

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Big fights can get you in big trouble. - Photo by vesnac / Depositphotos

A few years ago, an elderly New York couple got in trouble on Cunard Line's Queen Mary 2 after the wife got into a shouting match with a fellow passenger. According to an official statement from the cruise line, the 82-year-old woman "engaged in multiple incidences of disrespectful and disruptive behavior toward crew members and other guests."

In deference to their ages — the husband was 91 — the captain allowed the couple, who were a few days into a 30-day, $20,000 cruise, to stay onboard for a few days until the ship returned to New York. But the husband and wife were both confined to their cabin and not allowed to have any alcohol.

We've also seen fistfights between passengers, broken up by plainclothes members of the ship's security team, the perpetrators hauled off to confinement. In an incident in Australia a couple of years ago, 16 passengers were disembarked from P&O Cruises' Pacific Dawn for fighting.

 

3. Throw things overboard.

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The crew may look the other way for a piece of bread, but virtually anything else can get you in trouble. - Photo by Paha L / Thinkstock.com

In 2010, a California man somehow managed to release the rear anchor of Holland America Line's Ryndam while the ship sailed from Mexico to Tampa, Florida, with more than 1,000 passengers, plus crew members, onboard. Fortunately, no one was injured. The man admitted to being extremely inebriated and curious. He was fined, sentenced to a couple of months in federal prison, and ordered to undergo counseling.

Although that incident may be extreme, you can face consequences if you're seen chucking lit cigarettes — which pose a fire hazard — or other items off the ship. On one cruise we sailed, rowdy teenagers threw a deck chair overboard Royal Caribbean's Voyager of the Seas. They and their parents got a talking to, and all teenagers on the ship were punished with a mandatory curfew.

 

4. Bring a joint onboard.

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You can bring cigarettes and cigars, but don't even try bringing a joint onboard. - Photo by VitalikRadko / Depositphotos

You may think, "Heck, this is my vacation, and I have the right to a good time." You do, but not when it comes to breaking the law — on the ship and in the ports you visit.

Never mind that cannabis is legal in some states. Pot, including medical marijuana, is banned — along with more obvious illicit drugs — from cruise ships.

Under the Cruise Vessel Security and Safety Act, crew members are required to report seeing or smelling anything suspicious. Get caught with even one joint, and you'll be kicked off the ship at the next port of call — and may be turned over to local authorities.

Some ports are particularly tough on those with a stash of contraband. In Bermuda, for instance, police dogs may be brought onboard the ship to sniff around, and you face a stiff fine and possible imprisonment if even a small amount of illegal drugs is found in your cabin.

Even worse, if you try to bring marijuana back into the U.S. — including the ports of St. Thomas and San Juan, Puerto Rico, which fall under U.S. jurisdiction — you could be charged with drug trafficking.

 

5. Get left behind in port.

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Lose track of time while you're in port and you'll find out the hard way that the ship won't wait for you. - Photo by Ruth Peterkin / Shutterstock.com

When you head out on one of a cruise line’s shore excursions at a port of call, the cruise line guarantees the ship won't leave until you return. Not so if you go off on your own, in which case it's up to you to keep track of time and get back to the ship before the posted departure hour.

The many people who wait until the last minute to head back onboard have been coined "pier runners," as in people frantically running down the pier before the gangplank is pulled up and they miss the ship.

Sometimes people get stranded, particularly in ports where bars push tequila or other liquor shots. On Carnival Cruise Line's now-defunct Funville Forum, one passenger posted about a Carnival Elation sailing where 17 people had been left behind in Progreso, Mexico.

 

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6. (Dangerously) Breaking the rules for a selfie.

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Do not be like this woman. - Photo by Peter Blosic / Twitter

You might have seen that above photo of a woman on Allure of the Seas who was standing on her balcony railing to get a unique picture (we presume her traveling companion was behind her taking the shot). Plenty of people have already died trying to get that perfect photo: a study found that from 2011 to 2017 there were 259 selfie-related deaths. We can only assume the number per year has risen since then, too. Not only is standing on any railing on a cruise ship stupid and extremely dangerous for the risk-taker, it’s also dangerous for those who have to go on a search-and-rescue mission if that person were to fall overboard. And we’d like to just point out that the majority of people that go overboard on a ship are never found. 

So what happened to this woman on Allure? Someone in a nearby cabin saw her and reported her out of fear for her safety. She was kicked off the ship at the next port and banned from ever sailing Royal Caribbean again. Do not be this person. There are plenty of good selfie opportunities that don’t involve playing with your own mortality. 

 

7. Having sex too loudly?

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Make sure all doors are closed! - Photo by VitalikRadko / Depositphotos

We never thought we’d be adding this to the list, but just recently a couple was kicked off a TUI Cruises ship for having sex too loudly…and they forgot to close the balcony door. Neighbors complained and it was brought to the officers’ and captain’s attention. When confronted about the situation the couple was apologetic, assuring staff that it was consensual and that they just forgotten to close the door. But instead of just receiving a warning, the decision was made to kick them off at the next port. If we’re honest, this is a bit of a head scratcher and we don’t really agree with how this situation was handled. If they were apologetic and said it wouldn’t happen again, we don’t see any reason why they couldn’t have just been given a warning and allowed to continue the voyage. The lesson here: make sure your balcony door is closed before getting hot and heavy!



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What's the dumbest thing you've ever seen a fellow passenger do on a cruise ship?

4 Comments

Posted by EatSleepCruise

LOL Fran! I almost spit up my coffee when one of your not to dos literally said don't bring a joint! While I agree (now as a smarter 33 year old traveler), I have to admit there might have been that time, way back when, that I did not follow that rule. I mean, Spring Break, Jamaica, 21 year old me?!? Of course, earlier this year when we were back in Jamaica and climbed Dunn River falls, (full review here: http://eatsleepcruise.com/shore-excursions/falmouth-jamaica/bobsled-jamaica-and-dunns-river-falls/) believe me I did NOT make that mistake again. Thanks for the sharing!

Posted by MarCruise223

#3 I was on that cruise with the rear anchor issue. They mustered all of us first thing in the morning. Had a bunch of Coast Guard and law enforcement people waiting when we hit the dock in Tampa. Unfortunately, I had to administer CPR to an elderly woman who passed out from all the excitement.

Posted by drunkdumb

Dumbest thing ive seen on a cruise was a early 20's guy at poolside with two women and all were drinking one drink after another . A ships officer approached the man and told him his credit card was being rejected and over its limit. He looked at the two woman and said what are we going to do . They looked him in the eye and said it was his problem , got up and left looking for another victim to buy for them. He went to pursuer's desk and wasn't spotted again.

Posted by drunkdumb

On a cruise to Bermuda and when boarding to leave , the captain came on the speaker and warned against bringing pot on board , he said one chance : if any one has any get rid of it now , the ship was going to have drug dogs search.People were running every where and you could here toilets flushing and see the stash going over board.

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