She is Just Too Old! This was my 118th cruise. I know a badly maintained ship when I see one. If this ship was a hotel, rates based on its current condition, I’d say it’s a LaQuinta Motel somewhere off the highway.

Carnival Conquest Cruise Review

Cruises: 7+ cruises
Reviews: 3
Helpful Votes: 19

Overall rating:

3.3 out of 5
Carnival Conquest

4 Night Bahamas (Miami Roundtrip)

Sail date: May 06, 2024

Ship: Carnival Conquest

Traveled as: Couple

Reviewed: 1 month ago

Review summary

On a scale of 1-10, my overall rating is 5.5. It’s just nothing special at all.

Embarkation

3 out of 5
There was no line for Platinum or Diamond level cruisers when I arrived. It was just pretty much a free for all getting through.

Ship experiences

Food and Dining

2 out of 5
This was truly nothing special. In fact, I think it was very close to the worst I’ve had. It was generally cold to luke warm- definitely not hot. The dining room food was more or less like eating in a Dennys. Not terrible but not great!

Onboard Activities

4 out of 5
Not Bad. Kept folks entertained. Would like to have seen more activities outside on the pool deck.

Entertainment

4 out of 5
Two comics were ok. Bands were not so good, but acceptable I suppose.

Service and Staff

5 out of 5
The staff worked very hard to please everyone. However, I was quite surprised to find that the cabin steward only serviced the room once per day at a specified time. If you missed that window, you were out of luck for that day.

Ship Quality

2 out of 5
This has to be the most disappointing part of my entire review. The ship is OLD and WORN OUT! The furniture is old, torn and stained. Paint is pealing from walls all over. Several Digital light bulbs that spell words were burned out, leaving you with no idea what it was supposed to say. This included the elevator, so you were not sure which floor you were on until after the doors opened. The pool water was dirty, as the filter system was not working. It’s a wonder this ship is still sailing at all right now. I did hear that is was overdue for Detrice bit could not go because it had to replace the sunrise which caught fire recently.

Cabin / Stateroom

3 out of 5
Old, worn, with the bottom of the closet broken. The bathroom sink and counter was stained. The towels were rough dried and scratchy.

Ship tip

If this ship fits your price range, or timeframe (which was the case with me when I came to timing) and you have no other choice, go ahead. But please understand what you’re getting and don’t over expect.

Disembarkation

4 out of 5
Something I didn’t understand. I never received luggage tags in my cabin, therefore had no idea when or how to put my bags out. I ended up carrying them off myself. My flight was delayed, so I did not rush. By the time I got off, the crowd was gone. So it was smooth.
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