Spa Sux

Carnival Vista Cruise Review to Caribbean - Western

Cruises: 7+ cruises
Reviews: 4
Helpful Votes: 62

Overall rating:

4.6 out of 5
Carnival Vista

Sail date: November 16, 2021

Ship: Carnival Vista

Cabin type: Suite

Cabin number: 7305

Traveled as: Large Group

Reviewed: 2 years ago

Review summary

The spa is like going to a time-share pitch. After your treatment, they force you to sit through a barrage of up-selling attempts (and it’s already ridiculously over-priced anyway). Any relaxation you had is gone after that. Then, they use very shoddy accounting on your receipt. We prepaid, and they tried VERY hard to charge the standard onboard rate. It’s worthy of note that the company is only contracted by Carnival and actually a not part of them. We had six people in our group and made the mistake of consolidating all our sodas/water into one bag (Carnival lets you carry on a case or so each; “small amount”). They confiscated everything “to keep us safe” and discarded it. Don’t make that mistake! If you’re Diamond/Platinum, you now need to ASK for your benefits. Want your free bottle of water? You have to go to the bar and get it. Want your free ship’s pin & gift (which is now ridiculously cheap; luggage tag)? You have to go Pixels and get it. Want your free chocolate-covered strawberries? You have to call room service and ask for them. Your VIPF party is now on the last evening of your cruise when everyone has to pack and wake up at the crack of dawn the next morning (maybe they think people will drink less). They also stopped serving the free snacks (just drinks now). Want your priority embarkation/debarkation? Keep dreaming because…COVID. It’s not Carnival’s fault, but the whole mask thing is just stupid. You have to be vaccinated. You have to test negative within 48 hours of embarkation (which you must document). Some places you can be without a mask around fellow cruisers. Yet, other places you MUST wear a mask around the same people.

Embarkation

3 out of 5
Late getting everyone on. Priority boarding is gone for Diamond/Platinum

Ship experiences

Food and Dining

5 out of 5
Great food & great service

Onboard Activities

3 out of 5
Seems like more of an effort to get money out of you than to entertain you. Focus is on selling you stuff (art, jewelry, bingo, gambling…).

Entertainment

4 out of 5
Very goo

Service and Staff

5 out of 5
Awesome people

Ship Quality

5 out of 5

Cabin / Stateroom

5 out of 5
The suite is sweet!

Ship tip

Hang out at the Havana Bar. Steer clear of the spa.

Disembarkation

4 out of 5
Went fast once it started. We took 45 minutes longer getting off. “That’s great if you’re with a lady, but it ain’t no good if your in the jungle!”
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