FIRST TIME CRUISE AND THE LAST TIME POOR POOR EXPERIENCE! TRAILER TRASH CRUISE

Carnival Paradise Cruise Review to Caribbean - Western

Cruises: 1 cruise (first)
Review: 1
Helpful Votes: 5

Overall rating:

2 out of 5
Carnival Paradise

5 Night Western Caribbean (Tampa Roundtrip)

Sail date: April 28, 2014

Ship: Carnival Paradise

Cabin type: Oceanview

Traveled as: Couple

Reviewed: 10 years ago

Review summary

We were so excited when we boarded on Monday we were told we would have good food. The first thing we did is go eat. Well it was not good. We thought it would get better but it got worse as the cruise went along.   They did have a lot of choices Hot dogs that had stale buns and where mushy and dried out burgers. The carving station by the pool had dried out meat wilted salad. The inside buffet was not much better. The sandwich station and the salad bar was the best part of the food. The pizza was a farce. Like in other reviews it took forever to get a piece of pizza. Even lunch and dinner they made one at a time and if you asked for cheese pizza they gave you whatever there was. Sometimes there was nobody back there at all. As for the breakfasts it was the worst thing greasy and nasty.  As for the main dining area in the Elation the food was not much better. The staff there was nice and did a good job. To rate the food we would have better at Golden Coral or McDonalds then what was served here.

 

 Now that I reviewed the food lets go to the ship. The ship did show some age the carpet in our room where stained and pictures mirrors cracked. The bed and bath room was clean and our steward did a god job. We thought this was a for the most part a nonsmoking ship. They said there was smoking in just a couple of areas. This was not true. We could not go out pool deck or any other without strong smell of smoke. Half of the lounges where smoking along with main hall ways. They had activities like trivia stuff all in smoking areas. It was not good. We even smelled smoke in our cabin and so did our neighbor we called and the guy that came spoke little English and did nothing.  Another thing is they pushed the booze we could not sit in the dining area without four or five people pushing shots at dinner. It is ok to as if want a drink but I said no so leave me alone.

  Now for the good part.  Most of the staff where nice and greeted you.  My wife as soon as we got on board got a cold or something. Our cabin steward made sure we had extra tissues.  Her nose cleared up by the time we left the airport on Saturday figure that one out. Most of the dining staff where great. The water pressure was good and so where the two stage shows. We did not do the comedy shows because my wife was not feeling good and because it was in a smoking area.  Well we did stop at Grand Cayman getting on off ok.  And we took a tour that was ok. We also went to Cozumel. I would never go back there again. Over all at sea I was bored and going nuts.  We did not enjoy this experience it seems to me that carnival does not read the reviews or does not care. I felt it was a cheap cruise all around. They pushed the booze so you would not notice the cheap food.   Our next trip will not be on a cruise. There was nothing good about this to stand out and was a big waste of our time and money. I cannot tell you in words how disappointing this experience was to us. I would not recommend this trip at all

Ship experiences

Food and Dining

1 out of 5
Sizzler food low grade Poor food all places NOT GOOD AT ALL

Onboard Activities

1 out of 5
unless sit pool drink not a lot to keep bussy or was in a smoking area

Entertainment

3 out of 5
2 grat stage shows other things smoking areas

Service and Staff

5 out of 5
99% staff all nice

Ship Quality

3 out of 5
Older does show some age roome decor outdated

Cabin / Stateroom

3 out of 5
older needs updating over all clean

Ship tip

Want good food stay home. Want lung cancer go on this cruise smoking every place. Want good seat at main show go early get seat. Choose anytime dining will give you lots more time and not be stuck missing other things.

Ports of call

Tampa, Florida

5 out of 5

George Town, Grand Cayman

3 out of 5
Tender rough island was great and clean. Shopping right off boat. Had wait while for excersion start

Cozumel, Mexico

3 out of 5
dock was great but island was not worth getting off boat to see. Locals shaking you down all time.
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6 Comments

GTVCRUISER    10 years ago

I have cruised on Carnival around 20 times , they are not my favorite , but if the price is right ,  I will be back on Carnival   

BAK1061    10 years ago

Don't give up. Try a newer ship or another line. We are partial to NCL and their relaxed atmosphere. Some hate it.  Our first time with RCCL was terrible. Swore we would never take them again. Well, it's been a few years, and we're booked on a TA in April.  Smaller ship, not the Caribbean. Thats the other problem.  Waaaaay too many ships in the Caribbean. It gets boring after awhile.  We were on the Breakaway in Feb.   Went just to enjoy the ship.  Nice, but too big. Carnival is making lots of cuts and changes.  Lots of complaints about them too. Better luck next time.

CrusinTim    10 years ago

Just to add my opinion, in my last 10 cruises, five have been on Carnival and we never had a bad cruise. Cruise lines have one goal and one goal ONLY, to make money. The majority cater to a family atmosphere but it's the passengers, not just the cruise line that can make a cruise bad. You will find fellow passengers that are less than competant and respectful on all cruises.  Granted, some of the crew onboard are put in positions they are clearly not qualified to handle and that is the lines fault for promoting them in the first place. You could compare a cruise on a Carnival ship to a cruise on a Royal Caribbean ship doing the same itinerary on the same date. In ALL cases, Carnival will be less expensive because RCCL is "supposed" to be a step up from Carnival. My last two cruises were on RCCL and I can tell you that is NOT the case. I only chose the RCCL cruises because they were supposed to be a step up from Carnival. RCCL did not "WOW" me at all! Don't give up on cruising just yet. Just make sure to do your research online via past passengers reviews. We are about to embark on our 11th cruise this December. We know many people that have been on more than 40 cruises. There's a reason for that. You just have to find the one that's right for YOU (through some pre-cruise research).

JusMe    10 years ago

Pauly, So sorry that you did not enjoy your first cruise. Cruise lines are like Hotel chains, each line has a target demographic. The 3 and 4 night cruises are "party cruises" kind of like a holiday weekend at a 6 Motel (lot's of drinking, smoking and loud young people). You may want to try a good travel agent that can match you with a cruise line. The higher class cruise lines do charge more. Once you find the rite fit you may be addicted to life at sea. One of my friends that is a snob did his first cruise on Celebrity in Aqua Class "so I would have a good experience" He liked it.

Markforth    10 years ago

We know where you coming from, we also had a not so good cruise on Island Cruises, Island escape! Ship and staff were appalling ports of call very good but you want the complete package really. Please don't be put off cruising and put that one behind you and sail on to the next one. Find the right cruise line and you will be hooked.

Sunshine1266    10 years ago

Pauly D, sorry to hear about your cruise experience with Carnival but not surprised. Their service has gone way down and they wonder why their getting sued left and right. Don't give up on cruising all together. I ditched Carnival all together after cruising on the Norwegian Epic twice. I'm a Norwegian for life ." Happy cruisin..

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