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Carnival Conquest Cruise Review to Caribbean - Western

Cruises: 7+ cruises
Review: 1
Helpful Votes: 30

Overall rating:

2.1 out of 5
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Carnival Conquest

5 Night Western Caribbean (Ft. Lauderdale Roundtrip)

Sail date: August 21, 2017

Ship: Carnival Conquest

Cabin type: Suite

Cabin number: 7898

Traveled as: Couple

Reviewed: 4 years ago

Review summary

This cruise ship was horrible. It was very dirty. The employees were very unprofessional, rude, and not friendly. The food was not fresh and nobody wore gloves. At the pizza station they were making pizza with no gloves. The bartenders were very rude and they did not want to wait on you. The employees never looked cleaned. Uniforms were wrinkled, stained, and faded.


4 out of 5
Because this was our 13th cruise, we were able to use the VIP line which was quick and easy.

Ship experiences

Food and Dining

1 out of 5
I will start with the dining room. First the employees including management in the dining room were rude, unprofessional, not friendly, and not accommodating at all. The staff was filthy and messy looking. Everyone looked like they did not shower. The food was not fresh served slightly warm.

Onboard Activities

3 out of 5
We used all activities that were available to us. The upkeep on the facilities could use some work. Very run down.


3 out of 5
They did their best to entertain the passengers.

Service and Staff

1 out of 5
Horrible, horrible. The staff was filthy, rude, and not friendly at all. They looked like they never showered or washed their uniforms. The uniforms were wrinkled and stained. The staff made me feel that I was there to make them happy not the other way around.

Ship Quality

1 out of 5
The ship was very, very, dirty. From windows to floors. Windows had rust stains and it looked like mold was coming out of several windows in the dining room.

Cabin / Stateroom

1 out of 5
We had the Grand Suite and it was large. We had more than enough room. The room was very dirty. The windows were not cleaned and it was hard to see the beautiful view. Under the bed there was trash from guests before us. The closet doors did not shut. Our robes in our room were never washed from the guests before us. The tub had rust stains.

Ship tip

Get your money back.

Ports of call

Ft. Lauderdale (Port Everglades), Florida

3 out of 5
No we did not do an excursion.

Ocho Rios, Jamaica

3 out of 5
We did get off the ship to walk around. We been to this port 4 times so we decided to enjoy the peace of nobody on the ship. Did not feel safe at this port or island.

George Town, Grand Cayman

3 out of 5
This port has many things to do. The beaches are beautiful.


4 out of 5
Fast, easy, and quick.
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