Stupid questions we might see in the future

Whoever said there’s no such thing as a dumb question never checked out cruise forums. We’ve all seen them, and some of us rail about them. Well, I was thinking about the stupid questions we might see in the near future. So, turn on your rice cooker and let’s discuss........

q: now with wi fi getting so much faster on ships, can I bring my Peloton bike on board ?

q: I don’t want to wear a mask! What are they gonna do ? I’m an American, and I pay my taxes! I’m on vacation.

q: are any ships “ off grid “ ?

q: I plan on taking the galley tour. Will they let me cook my own meal ?

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4 Answers

I paid for an ocean view room. Why can I only see a parking lot?

Question: I was forced to wear a mask on my cruise. Anyone think I can get a refund?

Yes you can...on disembarking, the Customs agents have them available, you should have asked..but if you missed it, I'm told you could call the CDC hotline...the number is 1800--aww I don't dare post it!!!....yukyuk.....

I actually used that line at dinner on my last cruise (I was in full sarcasm mode at the time)(We were late departing so dinner started while we were still in port). The couple at the next table very kindly explained to me that the parking lot will be removed as soon as we pull out of portBig Smile


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