A 2-star experience with a 5.5 star price

American Splendor Cruise Review to River Cruises - United States

Cruises: 7+ cruises
Review: 1
Helpful Votes: 39

Overall rating:

2.8 out of 5
American Splendor

14 Night Grand Heartland (St. Paul To New Orleans)

Sail date: October 22, 2022

Ship: American Splendor

Traveled as: Singles/Friends

Reviewed: 1 year ago

Review summary

We are very experienced travelers and have been on over 30 ocean cruises including voyages on Carnival, Royal Caribbean, Princess, Holland America, Norwegian, Celebrity, Azamara, and others. We were very disappointed with our experience on American Cruise Lines. This was the most expensive cruise per day onboard that we have ever paid and it was the poorest ship experience. I would say that we paid a 5.5-star price and ACL provided a 2-star experience. The facility was in poor condition with stains on many rugs, many light bulbs burned out, unprofessional painting, empty Defibrillator station, etc. (see attached photos). Security on the boat was non-existent, with no reliable way to check who is leaving or entering the boat. There was no system in the dining room. Some of the waiters were terrible and others were fairly good, but not well trained. The kitchen was unreliable. Some days we waited 30 plus minutes for eggs in the morning and we got no fruit or anything while waiting. Some food came totally cold like waffles and French fries. Some meals had long delays such as 2 hour dinners. The trip was advertised to include stops at 12 cities/ towns along the river plus New Orleans when we paid more than $26,000 for the 2 of us. We only stopped in 7 of these 12 and 2 of the 7 stops were far outside of town. The trip, the management and the boat were a total disaster.

Embarkation

4 out of 5
Hotel pre-cruise was good and bus to the ship also was good.

Ship experiences

Food and Dining

2 out of 5
Dining room ran out of bacon, sausage, ham, coffee creamer and other food.

Onboard Activities

3 out of 5
Not much to do but a putting green

Entertainment

2 out of 5
Generally the entertainment was not worth attending.

Service and Staff

4 out of 5
The staff worked hard even though they had limited support from management.

Ship Quality

1 out of 5
Rugs were stained, lights burned out, paint very sloppy, etc.

Cabin / Stateroom

2 out of 5
The bed was fine and there was enough room, but no safe, no refrigerator, stained rugs, etc.

Ship tip

Go on a Viking ship on the Mississippi instead of ACL

Ports of call

St. Paul, Minnesota

4 out of 5

DAVENPORT, IOWA

3 out of 5

Hannibal, Missouri

4 out of 5

St. Louis, Missouri

4 out of 5

RIVER CRUISING

1 out of 5

Memphis, Tennessee

2 out of 5

Vicksburg, Mississippi

2 out of 5

Natchez, Mississippi

4 out of 5

New Orleans, Louisiana

4 out of 5

Disembarkation

4 out of 5
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4 Comments

Gwbigdog    1 year ago

Oops sorry 😞 thanks

AuntPinkie    1 year ago

Sorry you were disappointed with your riverboat cruise. Understand the cost didn’t meet your expectations.

javawoody    1 year ago

Sorry you were disappointed

rookmate    1 year ago

some of that was due to low water level.