Quiz: What is the best cruise line for you?

By Sherri Eisenberg

Inspired by those playful quizzes that are making the rounds on Facebook — we should live in Paris and are best embodied by a meatball sandwich, by the way — we created this test to help you determine which cruise line matches your personality.

1. Your favorite drink is:

1. Fine wine
2. Cocktails made with liquid nitrogen
3. Champagne, and keep it flowing
4. Chocolate milk with a straw — and a lid
5. Buckets of beer bottles
6. A Pimm’s cup

2. How do you take your coffee?

1. Dunkin’ Donuts, please. You won’t catch me overpaying for a fancy latte.
2. Bring on the fancy lattes.
3. I’ll take my caffeine any way I can get it.
4. Make mine a proper afternoon tea — with scones and clotted cream, of course.
5. I can only have coffee first thing in the morning; otherwise, I can’t sleep. Got any herbal tea?

3. What are your favorite foods?

1. I could eat pizza every day.
2. Caviar with blinis
3. Filet Mignon
4. Fish and chips with malted vinegar
5. Burgers, baby.

4. What’s your idea of a fun, active day?

1. An afternoon at the spa, complete with massage and facial.
2. Biking, then making my way up a rock-climbing wall — and then a long run
3. Chasing the kids around the pool deck.
4. A good book and a warm blanket
5. Wine tasting followed by an art lecture or cooking class — or maybe both

5. Which shoe is most appealing to you?

1. Bright red stilettos, or black patent tuxedo shoes
2. Comfortable, practical — but expensive — pumps or wing tips
3. Sneakers
4. Flip flops
5. Navy Flats or Oxfords

6. For your next big birthday, you would like to celebrate with:

1. Close friends at the best Michelin-starred restaurant in town.
2. An all-ages bowling party for family and neighbors.
3. A large group at an elegant wine bar.
4. Let’s tap that keg.

7. A ship filled with the following passengers sounds most appealing to you:

1. Kids! They love me, and I love them. Bring on the cannonballs…
2. Retirees: I could share notes on Florida icons for hours.
3. Grown-ups: 30somethings, 40somethings, and empty nesters are my people.
4. All Ages: The more multi-generational and active (no dull moments for me!) the better.

8. How do you like to spend a summer Saturday?

1. Hanging out in the backyard and then a BBQ.
2. At a designer showcase
3. A little light gardening, then it’s time to get ready for a fundraising gala.
4. Maybe the mall, maybe a winery tour — depends on the weekend.

9. What’s your favorite accessory?

1. Practical — but nice — driving loafers
2. The decadent cashmere scarf you splurged on last year
3. A Burberry® umbrella
4. A baseball cap with the logo of your favorite team
5. The Rolex® watch that was passed down through the family

10. What animal best represents you?

1. A prancing golden retriever
2. A proud goose, herding along the ducklings
3. A pampered Siamese cat, curled up on a velvet couch
4. A party animal!
5. A happy Corgi

11. Which word is most appealing to you?

1. Flexible
2. Fun
3. Active
4. Comfortable
5. Chic
6. Elegant
7. Formal

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