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Quiz: Is it a theme cruise?

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Every cruiser knows that there are specialty theme cruises for things like music and food where passengers can surround themselves with like-minded travelers and indulge in their favorite hobbies. What most don't realize is just how niche some of these cruises can be. Can you tell the real cruises from the ones we made up?

1. Nudist Cruise: Bring the nude beach back to the ship with this clothing-optional cruise (emphasis on the optional).

Nudist Cruise: Bring the nude beach back to the ship with this clothing-optional cruise (emphasis on the optional).

2. Zombie Cruise: A cruise ship does sound like one of the best places to be during the zombie apocalypse. Or one of the worst. We can’t decide.

Zombie Cruise: A cruise ship does sound like one of the best places to be during the zombie apocalypse. Or one of the worst. We can’t decide.

3. Duck Dynasty Cruise: See the Robertsons on the one cruise that makes camouflage look cool.

Duck Dynasty Cruise: See the Robertsons on the one cruise that makes camouflage look cool.

4. Star Trek Cruise: Go where, well, a lot of people have gone before with the official Star Trek cruise, hosted by none other than Captain Kirk himself.

Star Trek Cruise: Go where, well, a lot of people have gone before with the official Star Trek cruise, hosted by none other than Captain Kirk himself.

5. Pandora Cruise: Instead of spending just one day in port shopping, make jewelry the focus of your entire vacation.

Pandora Cruise: Instead of spending just one day in port shopping, make jewelry the focus of your entire vacation.

6. Cat Cruise: You already spend half your day looking at pictures of cats on the internet. Why not make a vacation out of it?

Cat Cruise: You already spend half your day looking at pictures of cats on the internet. Why not make a vacation out of it?

7. Gothic Cruise: Ever seen a beach filled with people wearing black leather and white makeup? No? Neither have we.

Gothic Cruise: Ever seen a beach filled with people wearing black leather and white makeup? No? Neither have we.

8. Conspiracy Cruise: Discuss topics like September 11th, GMOs, vaccinations, Skull and Bones, crop circles, and the New World Order.

Conspiracy Cruise: Discuss topics like September 11th, GMOs, vaccinations, Skull and Bones, crop circles, and the New World Order.

9. Cher Cruise: Who's down for some (cringe) Cher-eokee?

Cher Cruise: Who's down for some (cringe) Cher-eokee?

10. Steve Wozniak: The co-founder of Apple doesn’t have the cool factor of Jobs, but he’s just as smart and seems like a much more likable guy.

Steve Wozniak: The co-founder of Apple doesn’t have the cool factor of Jobs, but he’s just as smart and seems like a much more likable guy.



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What's the weirdest theme cruise you've ever heard of?

Posted by MrChocoholic

I once went on a cruise that was on a ship chartered by a company that makes up fake surveys. Everyone aboard was a liar.

Posted by BAK1061

I'm afraid to tell my wife about the cat cruise.


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