Quiz: What buffet item are you?

• By Tara Imperatore
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Have you ever gone up to a buffet to fill your plate and wondered, “Which one of these foods do I most resemble?” Probably not, but we’re about to change all that. Take this quiz to find out which cruise ship indulgence matches your personality. It’s a lot of fun, but it’s also a wacky way to figure out which cruise line is best for your next vacation. The results may surprise you — or just make you really hungry.

1. Where is your go-to spot at a crowded bar?

• 1. Cutting a rug on the dance floor. Where else?
• 2. I’ll only go to a jam-packed bar for great happy hour specials.
• 3. At the DJ booth making sure all of my favorite songs are on rotation.
• 4. I prefer a quiet lounge where I can have a conversation.
• 5. I didn’t even notice the crowds from my cushy VIP booth.

2. What is your favorite type of restaurant?

• 1. A fast-food chain. I like to know I’m getting a deal.
• 2. The neighborhood diner.
• 3. I look for crisp tablecloths and multiple forks.
• 4. I prefer a farm-to-table establishment.
• 5. It’s white-glove service all the way for me, with Champagne and caviar.

3. What is your ideal weekend activity?

• 1. Running around with the kids, or just acting like one.
• 2. Seeing an art show or going to a wine tasting.
• 3. Planting fruits and vegetables in my backyard.
• 4. Bargain hunting at local flea markets.
• 5. Drinking tea and reading a good book.

4. Where would you most like to live?

• 1. A penthouse apartment overlooking the city.
• 2. A suburban house with a white picket fence.
• 3. A palatial stone manse in the country with a traditional rose garden.
• 4. It doesn’t matter as long as I live close to family and friends.

5. What kind of pet would you like to own?

• 1. A playful puppy that shows me unconditional love.
• 2. A Siamese cat that’s cool and independent.
• 3. A show dog I can pamper.
• 4. Elegant fish I can watch peacefully swim around in a chic bowl.

6. What’s your favorite holiday?

• 1. April Fool’s Day. I’ll take any excuse to play practical jokes on people.
• 2. New Year’s Eve. Classy cocktails and fancy outfits start the year off right.
• 3. Halloween. Costumes and candy? It doesn’t get much better than that.
• 4. Thanksgiving. I love having the whole family together.

7. Which ’80s fashion trend would you love to see come back in style?

• 1. Crimped hair, hands down. The bigger, the better.
• 2. Shoulder pads are everything.
• 3. Acid-washed jeans — even better if they’re overalls.
• 4. If Jean Paul Gaultier designed it and Madonna wore it, then it deserves a second chance.
• 5. Bring back Billy Idol’s hairdo, preferably with a suit like the guys in Duran Duran wore.