Smoke everywhere and terrible food

Carnival Paradise Cruise Review to Caribbean - Western

Cruises: 7+ cruises
Review: 1
Helpful Votes: 5

Overall rating:

2 out of 5
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Carnival Paradise

5 Night Western Caribbean (Tampa Roundtrip)

Sail date: December 10, 2012

Ship: Carnival Paradise

Cabin type: Suite

Traveled as: Large Group

Reviewed: 11 years ago

Review summary

We have cruised on five other cruise lines. We have never had food this bad. The service was fine, but the food, across the board was terrible. For example, scrambled eggs tasted like the white paste used in kindergarten. Additionally, the ship was very very smoky. Cigarette smoke was everywhere, and the smell stays with you. We have not had this on any other ship. The casino was a fog of smoke. The stage shows were good. The room was fine. On the last sea day, we opted for some sun, but the exhaust stack of the ship had an internal explosion, that showered us with quarter size rust particles, and cold! water. This was our first experience with Carnival and it will be our last. Very disappointed. But if you are a smoker, you might enjoy the ride.

Ship experiences

Food and Dining

1 out of 5
worst food ever, even rotten fruit

Onboard Activities

1 out of 5
too much smoke

Entertainment

3 out of 5
shows good, sideshows needed help

Children's Programs

no knowledge

Service and Staff

3 out of 5
they were trying

Ship Quality

3 out of 5
nothing special

Cabin / Stateroom

5 out of 5
except for balcony, very dirty

Ship tip

Get a suite and spend more time in your room. It was the best place. Other cruise lines have the same destinations, and certainly can't do this poorly. Honestly, the food was at times disgusting, with the exception of Special K and Ice Cream, but don't do the Yogurt.

Ports of call

Cozumel, Mexico

3 out of 5
typical stop

Tampa, Florida

3 out of 5
convenient, but kind of slummy, poor traffic signs

George Town, Grand Cayman

3 out of 5
atlantis submarine is a good excursion
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