mkilker

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Splendour of the Seas

December 2015 - Splendour of the Seas to Other (Asia/Africa/Middle East)

Excellent Service, Medium Quality Ship, Horrible Entertainment

The ship is of standard quality, though improvements could be made to the single rooms, in which the bed is crowded into a small space. The food is also of standard quality but there is a great deal of variety. The quantity of fresh fruit is a plus.The food is not adequately labeled (e.g.--creme brulee is soupy with bananas in it; French onion soup is beef broth with a few onions, a tiny bit of bread atop with a spoonfull of  grated supposedly gruyere cheese; beef sliders at dinner are too small for a main dish). When one asked for eliminations (like no potatoes), one got them anyway. Drinks are overpriced.

There are not a lot of activities for older folk. Trivia questions were mostly contemporary (few historical) and British based, announced by a man who spoke undecipherable English. Theater presentations were cheap and, all except a Beattles show, had poor choreography, one-size-fits-all sets, a soprano who screeched high notes, an M/C who asked for audience applause and dancing in the aisles, and singers/M/C who did not  correctly pronounce names of major lyricists (like Oscar Hammerstein--who was an American, not a German HammerSTINE).  Many walked out on the shows I attended, and one in a wheelchair didn't make it but tried. Outside of showtime, the M/C spent his time promoting and not relating to people outside of the latest promotion or paying any attention to anyone who might have wanted to ask a question. In a dancing lesson, I saw the dance instructor actually chewed out a participant who did not "get" a particular step right. In the Centrum, the musicians were good but not a one ever played a classical piece--no, not once. 

Luckily, the tours off-shore were good, because so few of the activities onboard were.

 

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Splendour of the Seas Splendour of the Seas - Use the Guest Services to explain anything that the ship's literature does not tell you, and do it the moment you have a question. This ship has few public washrooms, so find out quickly where the ones you might need (like before or after eating or drinking) are.

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shared a quick tip for Splendour of the Seas"Use the Guest Services to explain anything that the ship's literature does not tell you, and do it the moment you have a question. This ship has few public washrooms, so find out quickly where the ones you might need (like before or after eating or drinking) are."

reviewed their Other (Asia/Africa/Middle East) cruise on Splendour of the Seas and gave it 3 stars!