You Know You've Been Insulted When.............

You make an appointment at the spa to have your back waxed.  When you remove your shirt, the aesthetician gasps and says,  I'm sorry sir, but I already have 90 other appointments for waxings.  If I do your back, well, lets put it this way, if we carried the amount of wax necessary for your back, we'd be cited by the Coast Guard for carrying excess flammable products.   I do however have a cousin in St. Thomas that does waxings.  I'll give you her address and phone number.     Enjoy the rest of the cruise.

 

 

 

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BLah....so much for lunch!  LOL

Ok I'll try.

 

 It's your third day of the cruise. As you approach the buffet they see you coming and hide all the bacon. When you ask why, they politely say we have four more days sir....

 

 

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You order escargot on the second day of the cruise. While patiently awaiting with anticipation, and wiping the occasional drool from the corner of your lip, you notice your waiter talking to the Maitre d'.  Your waiter comes over and politely whispers "the snails refuse to come to your table".

You are relaxing by the pool when a security guard approaches, hands you a robe and asks you to put it on. "I'm sorry, but there have been multiple complaints about you to Guest Services. Apparently the only whale tale your fellow cruisers wish to see is the funnel".

That's funny!

Glad I have hair only on my head.  

You mates are so creative!!!

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