You make an appointment at the spa to have your back waxed. When you remove your shirt, the aesthetician gasps and says, I'm sorry sir, but I already have 90 other appointments for waxings. If I do your back, well, lets put it this way, if we carried the amount of wax necessary for your back, we'd be cited by the Coast Guard for carrying excess flammable products. I do however have a cousin in St. Thomas that does waxings. I'll give you her address and phone number. Enjoy the rest of the cruise.