I live in NYC, so I see some weird stuff on a daily basis. Still, I've heard stories from fellow cruisers that sounded unbelievable even to me. People who are a little too comfortable with their bodies, onboard vampire conventions, unbelievably intoxicated fellow cruisers making fools of themselves in ways I hesitate to recount on a family-friendly forum, the list goes on. What is the weirdest thing you have ever seen in your travels?