TSA Stole my Suntan Lotion

So this time, I had the TSA announcement / paper that they had opened my bag to inspect at airport.  For some reason, the only thing missing was a small bottle of suntan oil ... it was in an small container but labeled ... why would they want that?

Even better question is what the heck is in it that's explosive that I've been spreading all over myself ... 

24 Answers

Always pack the cheap stuff.

Maybe it was just their annual scavenger hunt

Geez Deb

What else went wrong on this cruise for hell??

Oh and I got seated next to the woman from hell the first time in anytime dining. She pitched a hissy fit because they do not have lemonade in the MDR - only in the buffet. She wanted the waiter to ride 10 floors up and get her a lemonade...that didn't work, so she sent her poor husband 12 floors up back to their cabin to get a can of diet coke they lugged on the ship. Meanwhile, the waiter didn't come back to take our order until the husband returned with the diet coke.... So it's this couple, my son and I, and one poor woman who was alone and wishing she had gotten a table for one....

Even though I had introduced us as mother and son, the lemonade lady kept asking if we were enjoying our honeymoon...I broke into my sarcastic comedy act and had the solo woman rolling on the floor while the b$2ch kept trying to figure out if I was making fun of her or not ... her hubby had it figured and finally told her to shut up .... we didn't stay for dessert ... but the solo woman said she'd never laughed so hard in her life ...

😂 wow

If you ever burst into flames after using that suntan oil, we'll know it was bad for you.??????

Debbie... If you ever are on one of my CCL cruises will you let me know? Happy

A Flaming Debbie?

I was talking to a TSA agent at work and she was going on about confiscating someone's guacamole. She says "we weren't certain what it was". I'm thinking, "Lady you just told me it was guacamole". My feelings are mixed on TSA agents. There are a handful of good people that I've interacted with. They once invited me to have some food at a BBQ they were having at work. But many are idiots, there is one known wife beater that works bag room behind my airline's ticket counter, some act and talk like gangsters while on the employee bus, and others are straight up creeps. A messed up and mixed up outfit.

The stories from your cruise get funnier and funnier.


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