In case you've missed my cruise humor, I will give you hilarious highlights of my cruise through the eyes of my non-cruising hubby:
A woman gets on the elevator in a bathing suit/cover up holding a flexible floatie tube.
Hubby says, it's still raining out ... Woman yells, No no it can't be! The captain said it would be sunny today. Hubby says, Never trust the captain - we've been lost at sea for 5 days in a monsoon.
Group of people moaning and groaning about boredom and weather so hubby says: What did you use to do 40 years ago on a rainy afternoon ... do that ...One woman answers, we used to play cribbage but don't have a board with us. Hubby winks at husband and says, teach her a new game ...
Woman is giving my hubby lecture about her Ruby status and his lowly Blue Card not realizing I had an Elite Card. She's telling him a bunch of nonsense about what her "status" gets her and hubby is acting like he's soaking this all in. Egging her on and on. (We were waiting to board tenders in Maui). They call out that Elite members may begin boarding tenders and I stand up - black card in hand. Hubby says - good luck with that ruby card - it's not what you know but who you know that gets you places ....lol