This is kind of old but makes me mad when people do dumb #$!%

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Come to Vegas - it's worse - they just do a better job of keeping it out of the news...

And in the process they drag thousands of other passengers down with their drama....

On our last cruise, we were awakened in the middle of the night by multiple announcements for a passenger to please report to guest services. Turns out he and his partner had a spat and he thought it best to go hide under a friend's bed. It was a good thirty minutes of announcements and searching before he dragged his sorry hind end out and owned up to what he had done.

Thats what I mean. Dragging the rest of us into it. Lost time. Lost port stop ect. Accidents do happen yes. But C'mon. You just dont fall off a ship. When I was in very bad weather in the service. We never lost anyone. Its easier to fall off a military vessel than it is on a cruise ship designed for idiots.

" I got drunk, climbed my railing, and fell in the water.......but it's THEIR FAULT for not rescuing me soon enough.......waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh ". Shut up you stupid idiot ! You're lucky they even found you in the ocean.

There is a common denominator.....alcohol. I wonder how many of them searched the Internet on how to smuggle booze on board.


I like to think of it as natural selection. A K A Darwin Awards

I call it, culling the wife loves that

Actually in most cases they did successfully smuggle the booze on board ... they were trying to smuggle it off the ship ;)

Like my his and often says in situations like these "you can't fix Stupid"


smh ?


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