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These Interline Wars Must Stop -- Think of the Children!

This has just gone too far!Angry


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Contributor Level: Admiral

Big Smile  That was good

Contributor Level: Captain

OMG!  Love The Onion!  That was a great one.  Thanks for sharing the link.

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The best, and most accurate, news reporting agency on the internet!

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I needed that this morning, thanks!

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I LOVE IT!!! Have not smiled nor laughed that much in awhile reading something on this site. 


Yea, me buckos - she was doomed at the second volley! Guy's down = ship down. Let Davy Jones eat them burgers and fries!!!


Great comedic writing - even if you are a Carnival life fan.


P.S. Sorry for the loss of the Carnival Cruise Director. They are talented folks.

Contributor Level: Staff Captain

This cant be true?!  Im scheduled to sail on CCL Magic in August.....

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Oh my!  Didn't catch that part, it was the Magic.  So sorry Todd.  Maybe you can book a cruise on RCCL instead.  Sounds like it'll be a lot safer since they're now Master and Commander of that area. 

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I read that this morning and at first was so confused and thought NO WAY.. Then I realized it is a satire website..


Great imaginations!

Contributor Level: Captain

Perhaps the US Navy will relocate the USS Stingray to provide cover to the remainder of the Carnival fleet?


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I watched a documentary about this submarine and they showed the Captain is a pirate and he sunk a ship too. 

He also has a lewd tattoo on his thingy wingy too.


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