DVCruise
Contributor Level: Captain

Tequila in Mexico

Do you honestly think they are giving you FREE tequila because they like you? Because they are so happy you are visiting Mexico? Get a clue folks ... tequila not only makes your clothes fall off, it makes your wallet and cash go bye bye in a hurry!

And to that lovely young man barfing in the garbage can directly in front of the restaurant ... I hope you're hungover for the next month!

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BAK1061
Contributor Level: Captain

I thought they liked me

DVCruise
Contributor Level: Captain

They did until you peed your pants between pukes!  

BAK1061
Contributor Level: Captain

 

Oh, you saw that ?

DVCruise
Contributor Level: Captain

My favorite part was when your girl friend came to help you and you roy'd all over her tata's ...right down her shirt ... that was a classic!

cucruizin
Contributor Level: First Mate

Well, guess we'll cross that Tequila tasting tour off the list! 

AuntPinkie
Contributor Level: Captain

Don't do that!  We enjoy the "factory" tours and sampling.  There are flavors of tequila that are so nice you don't think it's tequila.  I figure I paid for those samples with the tour cast so it isn't realy free...But then we didn't have the trash can fellow.

BAK1061
Contributor Level: Captain

 

Hey, the only person I ever threw up on was my cousin.  You know the ride called the Zipper, where the wheel spins, and the car spins ?  Well, a long time ago, at Seaside Heights, NJ, my cousin insisted we go on it.  I had just had an orange slushy and complained  didn't want to go. She dragged me on.  I lasted about, oh, 3 minutes.  I don't know who was more angry, my cousin, or the operator of the ride.

glomarrone
Contributor Level: Admiral

No more tequila for me!

 

coasterking
Contributor Level: Cruise Director

I can hold my tequila!  Wife looking at jewelry and I am slugging down that fantabulous liquid.  (I was in the Navy)  Favorite place is in Cozumel going thru the shopping building and I sample 2 or 3 samples of booze at each counter, feeling pretty good going to the jewelry stores, then before heating back to ship, a stop at MARGUERITAVILLE!!(I guess that is how you spell it)

BDRebel
Contributor Level: Captain

And while you are drinking the free tequila, your wife buys that $25,000 necklace! Big Smile

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