Have you ever had a non-standard ship cabin ?  On the Carnival Glory I had a 1A cabin and it was a strange cabin with twin beds in different areas.  1 was a twin bed the other was a bed-sofa that was in a small cove and faced a wall.

I can remember my parents telling me of one ship they were on back in the 1970 that had been cut in 1/2 and stretched that when you went into the bathroom,  you were in the shower and had to walk through the shower to get to the sink and W/C.