Seriously, Are You Addicted to Cruising?

Find out if you are addicted by reading this tongue-in-cheek list of signs;

Tags: Addicted to cruising

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You described most of the folks on this site.....even with the tonque-in- cheek.

I think I am, but not for any of the things listed in the article. I had enough trouble getting the kid to clean up after himself let alone clean up the house twice a day !!!!!!

I look at it more as if I'm not on a ship in a while I day dream about it, I check and post on here a few times a week even when I don't have a cruise planned, if having trouble falling asleep I do not count sheep I think I'm on a ship with the rocking of the ship putting me to sleep, I check cruise web sites once a week or so just to see what is being offered (Carnival just announced the 2016 Concert series) The photo's in the house are mostly from cruises I have taken, When I worked I had photo's in my office of past cruises, so yes I guess Im addicted.


I inject molten lava cake between my toes just to hide my addiction

My edit ran too long........

Am I addicted to cruising ???????

I hung a small boat from my roof so when I looked out my bedroom window it felt like an OV cabin.

I redesigned my house so every room is about 227 sq ft. Some have an 8 sq ft balcony ( no smoking allowed or I send myself a $250 bill )

My chimney looks like a whales tail.

I hired Peter Max to paint my house

We do life boat drills once a month

Every so often I put a breakfast tag on my bedroom door, before 3:00 am of course.

The new sauna and steam room are nice.

I have Sponge Bob characters in my yard. Near the rope course.

My suit is Holland America blue.

you should see the staircase. great for pictures.

I always win at BINGO

I hand out Ships on Sticks at Halloween.

I have my wife dance through the dining room with a flaming baked Alaska on her head. Which reminds me, I need a new fire extinguisher

I installed a front desk, just for complaints. It must be working because nothing ever gets done.

oh, and I make my own towel animals now

Yes, from what you wrote, you are addicted definatetely.

A few weeks ago I received an invitation to attend a cocktail party with some passengers I never met who were all going on my cruise in January. I knew that we would be making plans to keep in touch and do things together on the cruise. So, I created business cards to pass out. Guess what, everyone else handed out business cards too. We all had a good laugh. We were all equally addicted to cruising. Of course I have no business to run. I just didn't want to have write down my email address so many times. I am bringing the cards on the cruise too. They came out beautiful, if I say so myself. My cruise is a long cruise and I know I will make lots of new friends.

Cruising is our sole vacation mode. Are we addicted?


Here is someone totally in tune with self.

I am not sure if it is the cruise so much as the idea of being at a "resort" where you know you can trust the food, being waited on hand and foot, having no cares in the world and seeing new places each day..... Ok I am addicted to cruising LOL


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