I feel your pain:
Wow... this is so horrible. It sounds as if there is going to be a mutiny on that ship if things get much worse. Can't imagine trying to work in that kind of environment, let alone trying to enjoy a vacation. :(
Sounds like you had a very bad cruise experience. Sorry to read about all that went wrong. I hope that your next cruise on a different ship goes much smoother.
You tout yourself as an experienced cruiser at 7+ cruises yet you chose a room over a nightclub. Didn't you learn to research deck plans prior to finalizing a reservation? That alone leads me to believe that your entire review is tainted. Some people just can not be pleased.
Not to belittle the complaints you made in your post, but... "If there are 1,640 crew members, I'd estimate 60 of them did their jobs.....". You mean that you were able to meet ALL 1,640 crew onboard? The crew in the laundry, the Galley, the engine room and other areas where you wouldn't normally go to. WOW...you are an experienced cruiser (tongue in cheek).
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