BAK1061
Contributor Level: Captain

My wife won't let me dance

had my second injection in my knee, next week is the third ( and last ).  My back and neck hurt and my wife sees me looking for my dancin' shoes. For tomorrow.   When I tell her what I'm doing she screams  " are you out of your friggin mind ?"      " No dancing for you mr. ".  " just get back into bed and ice your knee. ".      I do believe I heard her mumbling the word moron as she left the room.   What do you think she meant by that ?

 

 

 

edit...got my date wrong....SDD in 2 days...not tomorrow

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akaGrandmaJo
Contributor Level: Staff Captain

Put em on and dance on!!!!  Maybe you misunderstood--maybe she wants you to wear them

"more often"Yummy

BAK1061
Contributor Level: Captain

No, I'm pretty sure she said moron, not, on more

CrusinTim
Contributor Level: Cruise Director

Big SmileCryingBig Smile...LMAO!!! It was pretty obvious what she was saying my friend!!! If you've been married as long as I have, there's NO mistaking!!!!

AuntPinkie
Contributor Level: Captain

SDD's don't count! You can put the shoes on and dance sitting down... there is no need to put weight on that knee!  Just remind her, she is going on that cruise too... maybe she'll dance enough for both of you.

 

In wife speak, moron means "love of my life".Love

BAK1061
Contributor Level: Captain

 

Kinda like  Bless your heart....

BonMike
Contributor Level: Captain

Yes, now you understand 

ctav
Contributor Level: Captain

Dance sitting down?  Isn't that a Lap dance?

Dbldelites
Contributor Level: Captain

Oh the "pet names" we married people have for each other! lol   The "pre-cruise stress" and your "welfare" just has her on edge I'm sure. Wink   If you have a balcony cabin and don't mind risking sleeping out there..........bring them. lol    I hope your knee is healing nicely and feeling better! Happy

BDRebel
Contributor Level: Captain

She just wants to make sure your knee is in good enough shape so you are in good enough shape to ensure she wants for nothing on the cruise, bless your heart.Big Smile

BAK1061
Contributor Level: Captain

SINGLE DIGIT .......WHATEVER IT IS I'M DOING IT NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!

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