My wife won't let me dance

had my second injection in my knee, next week is the third ( and last ). My back and neck hurt and my wife sees me looking for my dancin' shoes. For tomorrow. When I tell her what I'm doing she screams " are you out of your friggin mind ?" " No dancing for you mr. ". " just get back into bed and ice your knee. ". I do believe I heard her mumbling the word moron as she left the room. What do you think she meant by that ? my date wrong....SDD in 2 days...not tomorrow

32 Answers

Put em on and dance on!!!! Maybe you misunderstood--maybe she wants you to wear them

"more often"Yummy

No, I'm pretty sure she said moron, not, on more

Big SmileCryingBig Smile...LMAO!!! It was pretty obvious what she was saying my friend!!! If you've been married as long as I have, there's NO mistaking!!!!

SDD's don't count! You can put the shoes on and dance sitting down... there is no need to put weight on that knee! Just remind her, she is going on that cruise too... maybe she'll dance enough for both of you.

In wife speak, moron means "love of my life".Love

Kinda like Bless your heart....

Yes, now you understand

Dance sitting down? Isn't that a Lap dance?

Oh the "pet names" we married people have for each other! lol The "pre-cruise stress" and your "welfare" just has her on edge I'm sure. Wink If you have a balcony cabin and don't mind risking sleeping out there..........bring them. lol I hope your knee is healing nicely and feeling better! Happy

She just wants to make sure your knee is in good enough shape so you are in good enough shape to ensure she wants for nothing on the cruise, bless your heart.Big Smile



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