Okay, ready for this ?    Get your printer turned on, because you're gonna wanna print this out.  It's so simple,many of you will wonder why you didn't think of it yourself.  It's done all the time here in NY........

You know how at the end of your cruise, and you are trying to get off the ship, all the elevators are packed going down ?  And the elevator lobbies are crowded ?    Well, what we do, is we push the UP button.   The car will be empty, and no one will think of getting on.  But YOU WILL !!!!!!!   Just go for the ride.  Just be sure to keep an eye on the car that is on its way up so you can grab it.  You'll get some strange looks, but who cares ?   Get on that car and you'll be off the ship in no time.

 

Thats it.   My single most important tip for cruisers.       Because being away is nice, but it's good to get home too.