" Good afternoon everyone, this is your new Cruise Director, B********K****,   today around the Lido Pool we'll be having an Easter egg hunt.  Adults, kindly keep in mind it's for the children ! , please refrain from kicking them into the pool. "  " Oh look !!!!!!  Here comes someone walking up to the ship. Wow ! We left port an hour ago !!!!!! ".  " I guess we'll be having a very special service in the ships Chapel tonight ."    " For our Jewish guests, if you require any carpentry work done, please wait til after the service to get an estimate. "

Enjoy your day. Big Smile