Contributor Level: Captain

I think I just got a promotion

" Good afternoon everyone, this is your new Cruise Director, B********K****,   today around the Lido Pool we'll be having an Easter egg hunt.  Adults, kindly keep in mind it's for the children ! , please refrain from kicking them into the pool. "  " Oh look !!!!!!  Here comes someone walking up to the ship. Wow ! We left port an hour ago !!!!!! ".  " I guess we'll be having a very special service in the ships Chapel tonight ."    " For our Jewish guests, if you require any carpentry work done, please wait til after the service to get an estimate. "

Enjoy your day. Big Smile


3 Answers

Contributor Level: Admiral

Hey, congratulations on your promotion.  We will be expecting even more awesome remarks from you.

Contributor Level: Captain


I still have to wait my turn in line at the buffet, but the title is nice.

Contributor Level: Captain

Congrats on your promotion, tell those in front of you in line who you are. They should move! :-)


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