Canadian officials have come up with a plan to deal with what will probably be the largest migration of Americans to their country.  Long referred to as America's attic,  Canada will be forced to make room for all the Americans cussing the border.  How will they do this ? According to Canadian Prime Minister Jaques Le Frogg, Canada will deport any Canadiens that cannot ice skate, or those who appear to  " skate on their ankles ".    Stating ,  " Canadian citizens who cannot skate are an embarrassment  to this country.  Skating on ice is a fundamental skill that should be mastered by the time a child of Canadian descent is 7 years old. ".        

Make room Canada, here we come Crying