How Trump's win will affect Canada

Canadian officials have come up with a plan to deal with what will probably be the largest migration of Americans to their country. Long referred to as America's attic, Canada will be forced to make room for all the Americans cussing the border. How will they do this ? According to Canadian Prime Minister Jaques Le Frogg, Canada will deport any Canadiens that cannot ice skate, or those who appear to " skate on their ankles ". Stating , " Canadian citizens who cannot skate are an embarrassment to this country. Skating on ice is a fundamental skill that should be mastered by the time a child of Canadian descent is 7 years old. ".

Make room Canada, here we come Crying

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This is hilarious... thank you! But.... "Americans cussing the border" - - - - - never me :)

Well, it was supposed to be crossing the border. I would have corrected it, but we no longer seem to have an edit button.

There is also the requirements to carry a hockey stick while skating and wearing a toque.

I guess it won't be to bad if we get a few of you here.. I think it's payback for our Snowbirds in Florida, Palm Desert and Phoenix.....Big Smile

Boy do I miss that EDIT button. I type so fast that I make mistakes that I sometimes don't catch until it is too late.

I have several friends who live in Canada. I sure hope that they skate well. They like visiting here in FL but do not want to be here in the summertime. I skate really well so I could help them skate better IF we had ice skating rinks down here which we don't.

O, Canada...


Ken Dryden for PM !

Oh my ... BAK ... really? ... the Habs? .. aw man .. anything but the Habs

Canada let me think .......... I'm thinking............ uh no .......... vacation yes .... live no.... GOD BLESS TO ALL ......................


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