Wow, sounds as if you had a really bad experience.  I'm so nervous reading all of the reviews.  My husband and I are going on Enchantment for our 3rd anniversary sailing Feb 23.  Its the first cruise for us both and I really want it to be nice.  But your review has so many details (bad ones) that I'm worried. You seem to be pretty much chalking this cruise experience up to "nothing special" and special is what I was looking for!  Oh boy... thanks.