If you work for a cruise line, you would think you'd have access to the ship's layout and type of cabins available.  I received the usual "upsell" offer for a future cruise on Princess and called to inquire.  I have a balcony and the offer was for a suite for only $39 pp more ... sounds too good to be true right?  So this woman proceeds to tell me that my suite would be on Deck 4 which I know is the Medical Center.  I say that can't be right and she says no, I'm sorry it's on Deck 16 (which doesn't have any staterooms on it).  So I say, why don't you see if the Captain's Cabin is available and she says "May I put you on hold?"

I was laughing so hard I had to hang up the phone ...Will call back tomorrow to see if there is intelligent life on that planet...