DON'T s when you come home from a cruise

1) DON'T ask   " why didn't the steward pick up the towels from the floor last nite ?"

2) DON'T stand in the kitchen holding a plate waiting for service

3) DON'T  decorate your front door with cruise related items.  The condo committee might object.

4)  DON'T  keep looking out your window expecting to see an island.   It only deepens the depression.

5) DON'T bother dialing 00 expecting to order room service.  You'll be waiting for quite some time.

6) DON'T worry about that funny feeling in your legs, and the fact you keep bumping into walls.  Everything will right itself shortly.

7) DON'T do your own life boat drill.  It's a waste of time, and, people look at you funny.

 

if you must, and if you bought the book, feel free to make your own towel animals. It will pass the time til your next cruise. Also, next time around, you can freak out you steward by leaving him/ her a towel animal on your bed.  Wink

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Love it.

I'm sure as a group we can come up with more

And, no, our swimming pool is NOT on the Lido deck.  It's just in the back yard.  Sigh......  Crying

Don't get up at 5 AM to put your towel on a lounge chair to reserve it all day.

Don't try to send your dinner back to the kitchen, guaranteed you won't get another selection.

7 months since my last cruise, and I am still looking out the windowBig Smile

My wife broke me (quite quickly, I might add) of the other points.

DON'T sit idle, go on and start planning your next cruise, otherwise, you will wish you were back on the previous one and have nothing to look forward to!

Don't pull out your cruise card in a restaurant and expect it to work.Happy

*The only way to get over the last cruise is to have another one booked already.

 

 Don't expect land dwellers to understand your withdrawal symptoms to the "non" salty air. 

Don't keep the braids that you had put your hair more than a day after you have returned to land. 

 

 

Don't put your bathing suite on as your all day attire and go to work.. Your boss well send you home

 

Don't look down on the floor of an elevator at work to see what day it is...When you realize its work, and not a cruise, reality will set in

When shopping for clothes. Dont only buy clothes that you would wear only wear on a cruise or in yhe islands.

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