So a couple in their 80s was standing by the rail, enjoying the music as we pulled away from a port. The man began "grooving" to the beat and his swim trunks hit the floor. He danced on, unaware of the problem, and his sweet little wife looked at me and put her finger to her lips. "Don't tell him dear ... it's the first time I've seen him naked in 10 years."
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So we're wandering through the "shops" in Cabo and my son spots a large bag of golf balls that looked brand new with some pretty good brands ...how much ...nobody knows ... Mexican vendors start running all over looking for the guy who owns the booth ... we walk on and all of a sudden hear - Senorita - You want my Balls ... I have best balls in all of Mexico ... crowd stares, I go ... no thanks ... son goes $5 ... Guy goes ten bucks for my balls Senor ... now we are a good 50 feet away and yelling back and forth. I yell $7 ... final answer ... For you Senorita, I give you my balls for $7!!!!
As I walk back though the crowd to get the bag of golf balls, some guy says - ask him how much for his #$ck ...gotta love bartering in Mexico!
OMG! That is hilarious!!!
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Plus the luggage came right in at 50 lbs ...
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True story . I have the balls to prove it ...
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So we're wandering through the "shops" in Cabo and my son spots a large bag of golf balls that looked brand new with some pretty good brands ...how much ...nobody knows ... Mexican vendors start running all over looking for the guy who owns the booth ... we walk on and all of a sudden hear - Senorita - You want my Balls ... I have best balls in all of Mexico ... crowd stares, I go ... no thanks ... son goes $5 ... Guy goes ten bucks for my balls Senor ... now we are a good 50 feet away and yelling back and forth. I yell $7 ... final answer ... For you Senorita, I give you my balls for $7!!!!
As I walk back though the crowd to get the bag of golf balls, some guy says - ask him how much for his #$ck ...gotta love bartering in Mexico!
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funny!
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I loved this thread, Great on a Monday morning at work!
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In spite of how bad some days can be, I always try to find something to laugh about ...usually at myself ,,, it's the only way to cruise .....
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So hubby says he decided to get Meals on Wheels while I'm gone this time ... has a cute young thing on roller skates bringing him food ....NOT
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Glad this thread was brought forward. All those stories had me burst out laughing.
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So I'm going through the list of emergency numbers, how to reach me on the ship, etc etc for the millionth time with my husband ... he knows the drill by now ... and he says, why do you keep doing this every time you cruise? What would possibly make you think I would call you on a cruise ship if I had an emergency??!!??
Uhhh, so once I knew you were okay, I could yell at you .....
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