DVCruise
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Cruise Humor

So a couple in their 80s was standing by the rail, enjoying the music as we pulled away from a port.  The man began "grooving" to the beat and his swim trunks hit the floor.  He danced on, unaware of the problem, and his sweet little wife looked at me and put her finger to her lips.  "Don't tell him dear ... it's the first time I've seen him naked in 10 years."

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Bubba54
Contributor Level: Captain

Too funny!

JusMe
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Contributor Level: Captain

Ship Happens  Wink

DVCruise
Contributor Level: Captain

My son had gone back to the buffet and the waiter stopped by and said "Does your husband want another lemonade?"  I said, I have no clue, he's home with the dog ...I'm traveling with my son.  We had a good laugh and I told him to play along with me when my son returned to the table.  Waiter comes back and says to my son "Your wife said you wanted another lemonade".  My son about spewed his food and said, that's not my wife ... it's my mother.  The waiter played along and winked at my son and said "She told me you might say that"

Johngold
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Contributor Level: Captain

[quote=DVCruise]

My son had gone back to the buffet and the waiter stopped by and said "Does your husband want another lemonade?"  I said, I have no clue, he's home with the dog ...I'm traveling with my son.  We had a good laugh and I told him to play along with me when my son returned to the table.  Waiter comes back and says to my son "Your wife said you wanted another lemonade".  My son about spewed his food and said, that's not my wife ... it's my mother.  The waiter played along and winked at my son and said "She told me you might say that"

 

Ok...That's funny.....Wink

 

meghad23
Contributor Level: Captain

HAHAHAH!!!! Reminds me of a time when my sister and boyfriend were out shopping and the salesman thought her boyfriend was her son.... They had fun and messed with the guy a little lol

 

ToddTheCruiser
Contributor Level: Staff Captain

I was getting dressed for eloquent night and my girl asks me "Todd...does this dress make me look fat?'  I had a few cocktails in me so I said "No honey bunny it doesnt but your butt sure does"   was that wrong?  As a man should I have thought about my answer before I spoke?   

Johngold
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Contributor Level: Captain

[quote=ToddTheCruiser]

I was getting dressed for eloquent night and my girl asks me "Todd...does this dress make me look fat?'  I had a few cocktails in me so I said "No honey bunny it doesnt but your butt sure does"   was that wrong?  As a man should I have thought about my answer before I spoke?   

 

Remember, be sure in engage the brain before putting mouth in gear....

 

BTW---how long did it take for the wounds to heal?

 

ToddTheCruiser
Contributor Level: Staff Captain

Not long.. She hit the gym pronto and all is well.Big Smile

I guess its nice to be slim enough to have such a thing happen to you. Surprised

meghad23
Contributor Level: Captain

Squats = Lyfe

 

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