Good review! You make sense, for a change. What you didn't know is how easy it is to get off the ship and get your own tour, all yours. The problem with Guest Relations is the line...you have to wait...and wait...and get angrier...and angrier...and FINALLY you get to talk to has to deal with dozens of people JUST as you...Your estimate of the food is right on. As Matey, the Cruise Director signs off, CHEERIO. Check out my video I just finished and see how your experience compares.