WOW!!! You sound like a BLAST to cruise with (which is probably why you sailed alone). Another member posted 5 stars for the SAME sailing you were on. Let's hit a couple of points... "There was no indication to the age group going on the trip with me.". A little research pre-cruise would have enlightened you about this fact (which never concerned me when booking a cruise) but I digress. You state your INSIDE cabin was the "cabin of doom". UM, you booked an INSIDE CABIN, what did you expect?  You paid $300 for a massage? Man, they saw YOU coming!!! Using the terms "dick" and "turd" in your review just show your intelligence level. Next time, try a bus trip to Albany N.Y.....sounds more your speed!!