So what's the problem? They expect a tip for CARRYING you on their boat, not for spinning tales about celebrity's homes. They throw their "fish tales" in for free. If you really want to see where the REAL celebrities and mega-rich people live, try getting to see Lyford Cay. You find mauve-and-melon terrifying? Seriously? (Have a drink on me. You need attitude adjustment.) 


Watch my movie and relax. See if our Elation experience is anything like yours.