Best Gift Ever!

My husband has refused to cruise the past year in any of my dozen cruises. I asked him the other day if he thought all this cruising was affecting my skin. He said, well your face looks like dried up river beds .................

So after apologizing for days and trying to dig out of the dog house, he asks what can I do to make up for my sarcastic comment? I said - go on a cruise with me.

So guess what - hubby and I are finally cruising together on Star Princess 15 days to Hawaii Jan 23rd!!!

Keep those insults coming honey ... I got my dream come true wish!

PS Now have to change the Panama Canal cruise with my son to one week early.

20 Answers

Woo woo!

Way to go!

OMG!! That's the best line I've seen in a long time and I've got to remember it!!!!Wink have a death wish? LOL

Not at all. I do love a great line and a place and time to use it.

It goes hand and hand when you say to your naked spouse - honey your clothes are wrinkled ...

DANG!!!! Two good ones in the same thread.

There's a good time for a line like that????

Approaching almost 40 years together, I can honestly say that it is the laughter that keeps us young and together. Especially as we have aged, we find humor in our seniorness and take nothing too seriously. We laugh at ourselves and each other and try to find humor in any situation. It is the laughter we will remember not the tears.

One more for ctav: My husband is very tall and I am very short. Back in the days when we smoked, he used to tell people that the only reason he married me was that he needed a place to set his ashtray.

When I'm in a really good mood P' iss off someone.

Big Smile


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