An article with a wonderful new cruise concept

For your reading enjoyment.

Smile in good health.

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LOL... If this was dated April 1st, it would be easy to ID as a joke. Sad to say, it does fall into the realm of possibility... but nahhhh.

It is the Onion .. I don't take anything serious from them

Wow, Note that the tongue is firmly placed in the cheek......Wink

It's The Onion. Humorous but not real...

Where do I book one ?????? Big Smile

I read it, but only because it's The Onion. The only newspaper where every day is April 1st

I wonder how much they charge for a balcony stateroom? Will the fire escape block my view of the industrial sector? Will they cancel the cruise due to weather?

And what is the dress code (can I wear boxer shorts and a bathrobe to the buffet?), and where are the smoking areas?

Do I get Captains Club points for this cruise?

(It's on the innernet thingy, so it must be true!)


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