A romantic tale, told in pieces.......

Once upon a time, there was an elderly couple. They had both been widowed for years, but the were both members of the same Pinochle club.  One day, after making a meld, he turned to her and said, I'm tired of sleeping in a big bed, in a big house all by myself. What say we get hitched ?    She thought about it for awhile and said,  Sure, why the hell not ?  Who wants to die alone, am I right ?      They decided to take a cruise for their honeymoon, but knew nothing of how to plan one, so they...............

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Are we supposed to make up endings to the story or are you going to finish it for us ....

.......called their trusty TA, who decided the most romantic thing would be a shipboard wedding.  They discussed the idea before calling their grown children.  The lady's oldest son said..........

You better have a prenup so he doesn't take my inheritance...but if you're buyin, I'm in.

But I have to have a suite , because.....

I will be bringing my new girlfriend and her 3 small children.  

Maybe we can make it double wedding.  Don't drink the tequila because it makes your clothes fall off and your new fellow might think twice about sharing his.....

 

 

 

......blindfold with the other passengers.  Your birthday suit is all wrinkled.......

Ok-- we are really a demented group....

 

which will make the cruise all that more fun ... Meanwhile the guy calls his daughter and she says

...Dad, I can't go then I just found out that...

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