September 2014 - Carnival Fantasy to Caribbean - Bahamas
Ship smells like human feces. There was no indication to the age group going on the trip with me. The staff all made me feel terrible about not having a girlfriend. Every time I wanted to dine I was asked multiple times by the same person if I was alone and what alone means and then asked why I was alone. The shows were not entertaining. There were no activities because bingo is not an activity. The tiny pool was always to packed to fit one more person in the pool. Oh, how about a massage and hair cut, how does that sound? Pretty good? Yea, $300, thanks very much. Was the massage at least good? No, it was forgettable.
Conclusion, if you think bingo is an activity and want locked in an obese elderly population playing bingo in a ship that smells like feces, enjoy your cruise. If that doesn't cause you to leap out of your chair with excitement, probably do something else.
I will never go on a cruise again.